I'm pretty much a Simpsons addict as well. Thanks to the TiVo, I watch two Simpsons episodes every day, WOO HOO!!
I'm drawing a blank for quotes, but here are a couple:
Homer: "OOOo, floor pie!"
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.
If you like The Simpsons, you've GOT to check out:
http://www.snpp.com
These guys are truly obsessive, down to compiling
The Yoink List!