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I know how old Jim is, but if I didn't know his age it would be easy to guess he is not old and decrepit yet just from various pictures I have seen of his house.
No newspapers on the floor from week before last.
No stack of dishes in the dish strainer.
No collection of mail next to the Masters favorite spot on the couch.
No stain on the carpet that has been there since........
No cigarette butts stomped on the garage floor.
No parade of appliances on the kitchen counter.
He finally did get a cat and he claims he doesn't like cats, but he felt sorry for this one. Some smuck put him out declawed. So the sucker I mean Jim and the cat are best buds these days. This is proof positive that Jim is on the road to senility.
tarheel
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