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After wasting your breath on these stupid people you have a brainstorm! You decide that experience is the best teacher. You hook up with the hawt MILF wearing the short skirt in the front row. It is fantastic! It is so mind-blowingly off the scale stimulating in *every* way you begin to wonder why you ever opposed the idea in the first place. As you ponder this, your refractory period is interrupted by a loud thud in the other room, a bright flash of light that rapidly fades to darkness and the contrast of the of the cool bathroom tile on the side of your face to the spreading sweet pool of warmth coming from the back of your head. You do not suffer.

Nor do you live to see the garish tabloid-noir pictures splashed on the front page of you, or what was left of you splashed around the bathroom and the hands of the jealous husband. You wish is granted as you serve as an astonishingly and revoltingly potent example or why adultery is a bad idea.

I wish more people were content with less stuff.