That's a great idea Bruce, but would the "groupies" be interested in a balding, grey haired old man? Somehow, I do not think so.
BTW, it is funny that you mention Trading Places. I was down at our local shopping mall this morning and saw that there is a two disc version of the movie available. The container did not say what is on the second disc. Unfortunately, I purchased the single disc version about a year ago (it was very cheap). It is a very funny movie.