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Two recent gems--said in all seriousness--by the Minifob:
"So, say a kid went to school. And class had just started, like the teacher had just barely had time to write her name on the board.
And then she turned around and breathed fire on him, and burned him up into ash.
Would he be counted absent for the day, or not?"
...and...
"You know what would be the most painful thing ever? If you broke your femur... while giving birth."
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