Sundae, you've had this for what, a week or more? Yuck!
A not so big wig (except in her own mind) here has 'viral pneumonia' or so she says. What's that, pneumonia with a really popular youtube video? Of course, no ordinary cold or flu for her, she's too important. But GAWD bless her widdle heart she's a twooper and is here today. Her indispensibility serves us all. I say this as my throat starts to hurt and my head starts to ache and my body goes hot/cold/hot/cold. Selfish beeatch. Maybe she was afraid someone else would lodge themselves up her boss's ass and there wouldn't be room for her anymore.
I'm sorry, did I type that out loud?