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Take equal parts of carrot seed, arugula seed, autumn crocus, and cottonseed kernels, and knead them together in elecampane water or arugula water. A suppository can be made out of that, and it will raise a mighty erection.
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On an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, an ex-porn star played by
Bob Odenkirk suggested that Tabasco(®) on your finger, up the arse would have the same effect.