Wait a gawdam minute. Teh gubmint should be feeding and clothing and housing me?
THAT's what the fuck I've been doing wrong all this time. Those people always seem to be sitting pretty: no worries about gas costs or car payments or rent or the rising cost of groceries.
*runs to quit job and apply for gubmint assistance and to eat until I qualify for fatass pay*
It's funny because it's fucking true.
disclaimer: not about any of you, just my disgruntled and disgusted opinion from someone who's worked their ass off their whole lives and never seems to get out from under it.
Now, smoke 'em if you got 'em. Cause, fuck it.
