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Old 04-30-2017, 01:49 AM   #1
xoxoxoBruce
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Apr 30th, 2017: SNEK!

Everyone with intelligence and the power of reason knows that snakes are Demon Serpents, Distilled Evil sent from the
Pits of Hell to Murder and Maim Babies... and other living things.



The Copperhead is a minor player.
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Venom from copperheads is not deadly, and when people die from copperhead snake bites it is due to an allergic reaction. People who are weak or either very old or very young may experience a significant impact on their body functions from a copperhead snake bite.
You want that in English? If you die it's your fault for being a pussy.
And hell, they only account for 37% of US venomous snake bites, although in the Carolinas it's 64%.
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Copperhead Snake bites are rather painful, and experts suggest that you seek medical advice after a bite.
Well, duh, you are in for 10 days of living in the hell that sent that serpent.
For pets, the fatality rate is very high. A buddies dog got bit on lower jaw and the only thing that saved him was the U of FL
vet school and a big pile of cash.

So I think we can agree it's best for you and pets to avoid Copperheads.
Here's one in plain sight.

What, you can't see it? You will if you or a pet steps on it.
If you need help look here.

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