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Old 09-30-2011, 10:07 AM   #2
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Oh. My. Gawd.

You are me. I am you.

Though I will throw a shoe from across the room because I know that little fucker is getting ready to jump on me, if I'm within distance...and they all jump like the length of a football field, right?

I've burnt bugs with my lighter, saying "DIE FUCKER DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!" like some psychopath.

I'm only fearless about things I should actually fear. When it comes to spiders, I'm as irrational as they come and I will scream like a little girl, too.

Now come on people, even if you don't like me, please don't mail me a spider, to be funny. That's cruel and unusual.

I'm even half afraid of your spider smilie!

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