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Old 04-05-2006, 01:56 PM   #814
dar512
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
 
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Walking through the jungle, a hunter found a dead rhino with a Pygmy standing proudly beside it. Amazed, the hunter asked, "Did you kill that rhino?" Why, yes, said the Pygmy. I killed it with my club. The astonished hunter exclaimed, "Wow! How big is your club?" The Pygmy replied, "There are about 90 of us."
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