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Old 04-05-2017, 11:03 AM   #5
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
1) What do you hoard? Weed.
2) Gnu or Emu? Emu!
2) Do you usually turn left or right onto the street when leaving your home? I back out to the left.
3) Death by quicksand or boa constrictor? Quicksand, I don't wanna be boa poop.
4) centimeters or inches? Inches.
5) What was the last complaint you made in a restaurant? I paraphrased Custer at the The Last Stand, "Where'd all these fucking pickles come from?".
7) Pepsi, Coke, Don't care, Don't Drink Cola? Pepsi. Caffeine-free.
8) What happened to 6)? Well, it was here just a minute ago.
9) What word did you learn most recently? Diocesan - of or concerning a diocese.
10) What color is melancholy? Blue, of course.
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