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My favourite clapping game:
I had the scarlet fever
I had it very bad
They wrapped me in a blanket
And put me in a van
The van was very shakey
It nearly shook me out
And when I got to the hospital
I heard the children shout
"Oh Mummy, oh Daddy
Please take me away
I've been here for a year or more
And now they make me scrub the floor
Here comes Doctor Cannister
Sliding down the bannister
Half way down he splits his pants
And now he's doing the can-can dance!"
(at this point you stop clapping and stand doing the can-can)
Heh, I'd forgotten about that until today.
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