Good morning Sir or Madam, can I interest you in home delivery of Ensure, in plain brown boxes, delivered by unmarked trucks, after dark?
Hey, I like your Harley-midlife-crisis-Davidson, Gramps.
Do you need help putting your groceries in the car, Sir.
The senior discount is on Tuesdays, Pops.
But, but, how can that be, I haven't grown up yet??
