Fabian? Sounds like the name of someone who might be into contributing articles of clothing......
.......is it a pron site?
Could we have him write an article about trolls, felching, whale penis, parenting, dead hobos, haggis, fingers, cabbage, autism, unemployment, telephone numbers, grammar, top management and treadmills. We'd probably need the article to be less that 50 words. Think he could do that? We got the unique right there, but could he make it interesting and get his subtle link in?