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Old 08-16-2006, 12:38 PM   #13
Spexxvet
Makes some feel uncomfortable
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
You bitches better shut the fuck up before I kick your asses! I'll rip your Goddamn clothes off and use them to tie you face down to the bed, and have at you in every hole, without any lube! I'll spank you with a fish, while I'm doing you, and yank your hair out by the roots! I'll pinch you on the backs of your arms, and then I'll drip honey on you and let the ants go to town. Just kidding.

Actually, I'm a tender, gentle lover - it would be hard for me to include pain in love-making. I also agree that leaving marks is asking to be prosecuted/sued. Sorry, Ladies.
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