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The Cellar: And now for something completely different
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Cellar
Not a creature was stirring, not even a spammer;
Holiday greetings were posted in the forums with care,
In hopes that all dwellars soon would be there;
The lurkers were nestled with wishful posts in their heads,
While visions of registration danced in their heads;
And mods from their boards, the administrator in their wake,
Had just settled down for a long overdo break,
When down in Meta there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the Main to see what was the matter.
Away to a new tab which I opened in a flash,
Clicking on more links and feeling quite brash.
Black text on a background white as new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of holiday to words that did flow,
When, what to my wondering eyes was divined,
But a long winded post in 'Cellar tag lines',
With a little old wit, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Big Dic.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he logged out that night,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!
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