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1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it?
Saturday, and it fell in the dirt outside.
2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most?
Tom Petty. No fair that the people I care about start dying.
3) Black or White?
Black
4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy?
Colonoscopy. Preventative versus correcting a problem.
5) What's the scariest city you have visited?
Baltimore in the late 80s.
6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into?
Dollop.
7) 1 or 999?
999 because moar is better.
8) Most annoying insect?
Used to be mosquitos, but that spot is now taken by ticks.
9) Harry Potter or Star Wars?
Star Wars
10) Finish This Haiku
Because I just can't be arsed
and fuck these rules about syllables.
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