Little Tommy reminded me of Little Wille.
Also might be appropriate for the parenting forum.
Little Willie hung his sister
She was dead before we missed her
Willie's always up to tricks
Ain't he cute? He's only six!
Willie poisoned his father's tea
His father died in agony
Mother came and looked quite vexed
"Really, Will," she said, "What next!"
Willie fell down the elevator,
Wasn't found 'till six days later.
All the neighbors cried, "Gee whiz!
What a spoiled child Willie is!"