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Life assurance?
Patient - "Am I dead?"
Sundae - "No deary, you're still talking so I assure you you're alive."
Patient - "Oh, thanks! I was worried there for a second."
When I was a kid my parents switched my middle name to Macaroni-and-Cheese, even when they yelled at me... so there's that.
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I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas
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