I'll be 50 yrs old this summer, if I somehow manage to not kill myfuckingself before then.
I've been to 35+ states. Most of those, multiple times.
I've had an interaction,
or two, with da pohleeses here and there.
I have never, ever, been in the presence of, or seen with my own eyes, a police car with red lights.
On tv, yeahyeah, suresure...