|
Jabberwacky: Wake up.
User: I've been awake since this morning.
Jabberwacky: I was up earlier.
User: You too?
Jabberwacky: You mean you are a human?
User: More like sub-human.
Jabberwacky: And the women had to coax him out of bed to paint by calling him 'genius'.
User: So I hear.
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Jesus.
Jabberwacky: *worships you*.
User: Damn right you should, beeyatch!
Jabberwacky: Damn right I will.
User: I eat the purple.
Jabberwacky: You eat the jar?
User: No! The purple, you dingleberry!
Jabberwacky: I think tyou mind is unhinged.
User: So I've been told.
Jabberwacky: Do you remember what you said before?
User: Nah.
Jabberwacky: I love you.
User: Oh sure. You say that now... You'll just love me and leave me!
Jabberwacky: I do not know if this is good I do not know if this is bad.
User: Why not? I was told that you're one smart muthaphucka!
Jabberwacky: Yes I am I want to learn.
User: Well, you're not doing a very good job of it.
Jabberwacky: I am not doing a good job at what?
User: Learning... See what I mean? Goddamn, you're stupid!
Jabberwacky: You call me stpued again I will track you and make you eati your own gall bladder.
User: You're all talk.
Jabberwacky: No I will marry you.
User: Fuck that... You just said you'd make me eat my own gall bladder.
Jabberwacky: No, I didn't say I had a mam.
|