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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
Dear Magic 8 Ball,
Can you just gouge my eyes out now that I've read that horrible thought?
P.S. Please don't spell "comeuppance" like that.
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The magic 8 ball is about peace, openness and pacificsm - the magic 8 ball would never gouge your eyes out.
You will, however lose your eyes in a freak accident while attempting to switch cell phone carriers later this year. I can't give you too much in the way of details, but lets just say, when they ask if you want the option eye guard / pith helmet adaptor for your new phone, spend the extra money steve, spend the extra money.