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footfootfoot · 09-10-2008, 08:36 PM

I'd have my funny bone waxed. No, wait, that would be my dolphin. I'd have my dolphin waxed. My funny bone I'd have enlarged. Nope, sorry, wrong again that would be my penis, that's the thing I want to have enlarged. Not so big it would scare people, but you know, just a little bigger.

I'd have them do some thing to my funny bone, maybe make it stop hurting when I whack it on the back of the chair.

Sorry, that's my penis again.

09-10-2008, 08:36 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'd have my funny bone waxed. No, wait, that would be my dolphin. I'd have my dolphin waxed. My funny bone I'd have enlarged. Nope, sorry, wrong again that would be my penis, that's the thing I want to have enlarged. Not so big it would scare people, but you know, just a little bigger. I'd have them do some thing to my funny bone, maybe make it stop hurting when I whack it on the back of the chair. Sorry, that's my penis again. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs