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An intrepid explorer is captured by a tribe of Congo headhunters. Their chief declares, "I will allow you to go free if you pass three tests.
"Fair enough" says the bloke.
'First" says the Chief, "you must drink a skin of jungle whiskey, then you must pull the rotten tooth from my pet tiger and finally, if you still live, you must deflower my daughter."
The bloke looks at the tiger and decides it looks placid enough, he feels like a drink and sex is always welcome so he agrees to the test.
He gets comfortable on the ground and slowly but surely consumes the entire skin of whiskey. He gets unsteadily to his feet and with a glazed expression bursts into the hut reserved for the dental work.
There's much roaring and grunting, crashing and cursing but finally loud purring can be heard. The bloke emerges triumphantly from the hut, glares defiantly at the tribesman and says," Right, wheresh thish bish with the shore tooth."
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