[Gravdigr]

1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling asleep on the toilet and falling off? Anvil dropping on your head.....?

Becoming paralyzed somehow.

2) What is the most obscene English word you know?

Assuming you mean The Queen's English...Cunt.

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable
a pencil - fire-starting aid, messages
a ballpoint pen - parts, use for fishing, messages, make a compass, maybe
a paperclip - fishing hook, custom bendable clip, compass, maybe
an emery board
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left - fire, duh
a tampon - firestarter
a condom - water carrier, water-proof storage, safe-sex

4) What would you name a racehorse

This Other Horse, or This Fucking Guy...Just imagine the call: "On the outside it's This Fucking Guy!"

5) Are dandelions weeds to you?

Yep.

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees?

Breeze in the trees.