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Old 04-22-2006, 07:17 PM   #834
DiscoFever
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South Australia
Posts: 21
What is the difference between girls/woman
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You put her in bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???
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