A couple of seventeenth-century English courtiers were going at each other until one of them, famously corruptible and womanizing, shouted at the second:
"You, sir, will end up either on the gallows or with the pox!"
"That will depend, sir, on whether I embrace your morals, or your mistress."
Ba dum bump.
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