Here is Wikipedia's Today's Featured Picture:
On which I call complete and utter horseshit.
Look. At. The. Volume. Of. Liquid. I didn't expel that much liquid the last time I puked. Was the guy doing a kegstand when he sneezed, or what? An elephant with sinusitis would not expel
that much gunk.
Now, I've been sneezed on by complete strangers, but, if that load lands on me, THAT sneezer
will be removed from the gene pool.