♫ Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Umm-hmm-hmm♪
♫ All for meetin' brand new fellas
And for takin' other folk's girl
Umm-hmm-hmm♪
♫ Well, now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Umm-hmm-hmm♪
Damn whippersnappers.