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Old 12-17-2018, 09:57 PM   #1
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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hell in a handbasket, I know.....

There was a nice man from the North Pole
Who stopped by a popular brothel
He cried “Ho Ho Ho”
“For here or to go?
And do you want front hole or back hole?”

No, I am Santa, I find this so shocking
I just stopped by to fill up your stockings
“It’s extra for that
And more ‘cause you’re fat
Now lie back and let’s get that sleigh rocking”
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