1) Do you care what colo(u)r your underwear is?
Nope.
2) Do you have an advent calendar this year?
Nope.
3) Cans or bottles?
Soda, cans (cans don't taste different, and I recycle 'em). Beer, bottles (beer tastes different in cans).
4) What is the most unbelievable lie you remember telling as a child?
My imaginary brother.
5) Did you get away with it?
Why hell no!
6) Turkey, Chicken or Tofurkey?
Sandwiches, turkey. Fried or in a salad, chicken. Keep yer furcking tofurkey right the furck away from me.
7) Do you smoke?
I have experience with inhalable combustibles, yes.
8) What is the most amazing celestial phenomenon you have witnessed?
This is a toss-up; Big, bright, green fireball meteor, or Comet Hyakutake. Both were quite awesome.
9) Salsa or guacamole?
Salsa, but only in specific applications. No guac, ever.
10) Tiny dick or huge vag?
It was one of them overlarge Texas ones.
11) Which "disposable" product do you think is the most problematic, environmentally speaking?
Fast food packaging/plastic grocery bags.
12) What is your preferred way to keep up with current events?
Personal experience.
13) sexobon or tw?
Pass.
14) Do you write notes on your hands?
Never have. This girl was gonna do the ol' number-on-the-hand-thing, I got out my wallet and gave her a piece of paper.
15) Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
16) Do you always have something to drink to hand?
Absofuckinglutely. Might not be alcoholic in nature everytime, but close.
17) Do you Snapchat?
Nope.
18) Gray/Grey or Brown?
Gray, he said in blue.
19) Your favo(u)rite rhyme for "urge"?
Verge.
20) Britney or Taylor?
Pass. Ooh, wait. Does 'for sex only' count? Then Britney.
21) Worst "reality" show you've ever had the misfortune to witness?
The thing where they dig in the hole on Oak Island, or the thing where they hunt for Bigfoot, both try so hard to be a show. Popdigr watches them both.
22) When did you last have hiccups/hiccoughs?
Don't remember. I rarely have them, and when I do it more than a time or two, I eat a spoonful of sugar, and they're gone.
23) What do you most like about the number 23?
Means they're legal.
24) Apples or Pears?
Either, like 'em both.