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I know I've posted this before:
One of my former friends told this to me and I believe him 100%. He and his gf were laying in bed, playing around after the deed, when she let a teensy little *toot*. She got terribly embarrassed, and said something to the tune of "I didn't think it would make any noise.". My buddy, being the type of guy he is, peeled the covers back and, bearing down, let loose with one single giant clap of a fart. His gf's face instantly went pale. Ya see, the bed was against the wall of his room, and his back was to the wall. On that wall, after the fart, was a perfect shotgun spray pattern of tiny shit particles. He had sharted. On the wall. In front of his gf.
When he told that story the first time I laughed for two weeks.
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