Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to
Hello operator, get me number nine
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your
Behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions and tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
The boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark!
(yeesh, that's an OLD one.)
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