Doc said "Yep, you've got the flu. Go home and sleep it off. Give me $20."
For what it's worth, he's pretty sure it's not a weird tropical disease or a voodoo curse.
Still wiped out but feeling a bit better each day. Good thing, because I have a new pet sitting job and a new proofreading project starting tomorrow.
No rest for the wicked (or the cootified) !