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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
You are magically transformed into a very healthy turtle. As you cross a road, a car crushes you.....splat!
I wish for peace on earth and goodwill for all.
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aww
I hate contradictions. You'll be given an assignment in a tropical jungle. There you are to bring good will to the natives. Unfortunate for you the natives lop off your head,boil it to shrink and tie your mouth shut so you can't lie anymore.
...the end
......such a sad story too.