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Actual lines used on me (and my cruel rejections in white):
"Do you think it's cheesy to ask a woman 'What's your sign?'"
"Do you have any idea how old I am?"
(I was 14. I wasn't as good a judge back then, but I swear to God he must have been at least 30.)
"Relationships just have so much baggage, you know? My friend and I have decided that I should just be a complete slut this semester."
"Sounds like your friend got the better end of the deal."
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