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Dear Newbs,

we invite you to complete this brief but revealing questionnaire as a form of introduction to The Cellar. this Scientifically Formulated procedure allows us geriatric dwellars to understand the darkest complexities of your very being and see clearly your intimate secrets so that you won't have to bother telling us later. Also, anyone who just likes to do these things... have at it....

1) Potato Chips/Crisps -straight or crinkle cut?
2) Which of these common nightmares do you have the most?
(i) suddenly realizing you are naked in public
(ii) suddenly falling
(iii) suddenly losing all your teeth
3) would you prefer to listen to a Soprano or a Tenor?
4) How many steps?
5) What shapes do you usually doodle?
6) Do you like to garden?
7) Do you talk fast, slow or just right?
8) At what age are they too young?
9) What is the most fascinating animal apart from humans?
10) Complete this limerick:
There once was a dweller called Rod
Whose posts were exceptionally odd
All of them started
By asking "Who farted?"
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Thank You for your compliance. You will now be assimilated. Hold on tight.