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- Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? () Not a clue.
- What's your favorite houseplant? *removed by DEA*
- You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it? General Tso
- You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose? Idiot's Guide to Literacy
- Alaska or Florida 24/7/365? Alaska
- What does your doormat look like? woven brown fiber
- If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be? Watching the most consecutive baseball games.
- Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble
- Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading? No.
- How often do you wear a hat? Usually.
- What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar? Snickers
- What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? Pretty wet for a fart.
- What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? My pleasures tend to be inexpensive. I love baseball but haven't reconciled the new stadium fees in NY
- What is the first non-English swear word you learned? Puta
- How many roads must a man walk down? 7
- How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? 10?
- Darth Vader or The Terminator? Vader
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