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Old 02-01-2004, 11:45 AM   #102
Trillian-zz9
Why there's pie in the sky
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: England (the puny island)
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1. What's the difference between a dead lawyer lying in the road and a dead skunk lying in the road?

There are skidmarks infront of the skunk.

2. A man walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!"
A guy sitting in the corner replies, "Hey, I take offence to that!"
"Why?" askes the first man, "are you a lawyer?"
The other guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole."
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One's dead,
One's lost,
And one's out, looking for the lost one."
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