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Jo3liot knew that the Secret Service was making a movie featuring Tom Cruise, who is of course Jo3liot. Because the fire station was serving waffle cones for a legal brief, he recorded "Let It Be", the entire soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz", and "Toccata and Fugue in D" so that President Bush could get very excited about the stubbly legs of his gardener, who is of course Jo3liot.
I hope my little explanation was a fitting tribute to the startlingly well-developed powers of confusion that our birthday honoree demonstrated time and again here on The Cellar.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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