[classicman]

I work for an ISP. One day a woman called, furious.

* Customer: "I bought the Internet the other day, and it ain't workin'."
* Tech Support: "Well, ma'am, can you explain what's happening?"
* Customer: "Well, I called that number that you gave me, and it don't do nothing."
* Tech Support: "What do you mean?"
* Customer: "When I call it, all it does is squeal in my ear!"

Silence.

* Tech Support: "Ma'am, do you have a computer?"
* Customer: "Computer? Hell, I pay you twenty dollars a month! I don't need a computer!"