Meh. Spiders in my house, not having been invited and paying no rent, deserve to die.
Thank you glatt, for your compassion.
I'd sooner face down the 24 robbers who came knocking at my door (along with the many other death-defying feats I've attempted...NAY,
accomplished) than a spider, but spider lovers would paint me as the wimp.
So I say to you, I say "EFFF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU stupid spiders. Go to BigV's house. He wants to marry you and have like ten thousand of your babies."