"so, the Cellar is the kind of tavern where customers wander in, are attacked and gang raped, while the regulars stand around and applaud and the bartenders film the show for later laughs."
This, Cloud, is horseshit.
In the entire history of the net: not a single bunghole in any forum was ever reamed by finger or cock, *in-forum.
'Rape': pffftt!
'Oh, the drama!', indeed.
Grow up.
*In the real world is another matter entirely...