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Making Lemonade
Me: Pool day!
Facebook pooeypeople: Looks cloudy
Me: Good, it won't get too hot too early and i can mow my lawn
Facebook pooeypeople: Rain
Me: Good, lawn needed a water, dust needed to settle on pool parking lot
Facebook pooeypeople: Thunder
Me: Car on a speedbump, that's all
Weather.com: Huge effing cloud and thunder and shit coming your way all day
Me: Ooh look, the storm is shaped like a penis!
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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