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Oldest working nurse celebrates 94th birthday on shift at Tacoma General Hospital

… She’s been working as nurse since 1946 and plans to stay at Tacoma General Hospital “until they kick me out.”

Rigney, believed to be the oldest registered nurse in the country, turned 94 Wednesday.

She repeatedly joked that everyone had it wrong and she was celebrating her 49th birthday. ...