Thread: Nightmare Fuel
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:44 AM   #55
Glinda
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Originally Posted by plthijinx View Post
i keep an airsoft pistol in the garage for when i'm smoking. every now and then one will show up and i'll shoot'em. except, i found out the hard way that they sometimes splatter. all over you.
Many years ago, I was working in the garden. Came across one of these nasty fuckers...



and proceeded to smash it with my rake.

Wereupon its gut juices squirted out onto my HEAD. Whereupon I went instantly into full spaz mode trying to get the stuff off of me. It was gritty and slimy.

GAAAHHHH!!!
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