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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Newborn projectile poop, splattered across the curtain and down the wall. Three feet away. No exaggeration. Fortunately, everything came out in the wash--I would be pissed if I had to replace those curtains; I like them a lot.
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I also visit another forum for bassists. Just yesterday I read this:
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I, honest to God, was about to type in my own similar story, except my daughter's projectile poo flew across the nursery and splattered on the curtains. I was horrified, yet strangely proud.
We tried to wash the mess out of the curtains (they were, of course, white), but it stained permanently. I refused to replace them, however, as I wanted her to survey her handiwork when she was old enough to appreciate it.
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I had to go check to see if this had been posted by Mr. Clod. But it turns out the other post was from last September.