This lad in China, Eight-year-old Maimaiti Hali, developed a tumor or growth of some sort which made his classmates call him "turtle boy".
Ew, look at the hair on it. Ew.
So doctors operated, and removed it. But we're not told what it really was, or why it happened, or WTF. Anyway, he can be a part of our
Cellar Turtle Fest 2010.
daily telegraph