The Mountains groan'd! -- and lo! A Mouse was born!
Okay, it was a sabertoothed Mus musca magniloquenta with a couple horns in funny places, but a mouse.
I shoot the fierce Entelodont
With bullets made by Chuck Norris
For if I annoy him with ordinary ones
He comes and makes me dreadful porous.
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Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.
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